Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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