i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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