Can Purell be used as lube?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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