you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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