Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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