His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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