grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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