Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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