I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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