Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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