Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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