I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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