do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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