He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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