No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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