no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Swine flu is the new snow day.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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