you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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