do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that's an acceptable place to lick
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
