why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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