I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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