I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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