we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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