So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm both gender and math confused
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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