Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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