I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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