Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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