so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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