But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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