Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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