Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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