forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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