the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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