Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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