I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we're making bets on your personal life
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm always down for nudity.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
