you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I'm really busy with my period
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