OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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