i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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