on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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