Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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