So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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