"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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