shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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