Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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