M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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