My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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