First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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