White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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