Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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