yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Randomize
