Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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