check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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