My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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